You know it's beyond me
You say you love a girl, then you turn her into yourself
The guy you say you're trying to escape from
Your vanity, insanity your jealousy and lust

Well, get out of the tree you crazy monkey
Throw down your saw and put your feet next to me
Why do you try to act so crazy?
You're not fooling me

Eating ants off the sidewalk
Pushing into the centre of a tigerstriped cone
Spending the summer perfecting
Walking on his hands and his knees are where his head goes

Shooting me with his BB gun
Sticking up a sock to stop a bloody nose
Scratching an itch with a hanger
And cracking it off too early with a rock

Taken from song 'Russ' by The Inbreds